I am having stomach pains. Maybe the stomach pains are from eating some old raisins and dried cherries from...2001, I think. Don't look at me like that! I found an old hiking pack in my closet likely snatched up from some long-ago yard sale. It had food inside. Cherries. And golden raisins. Golden raisins, Charlie! I didn't plan to eat them but took them with me to campus and eventually my hunger overcame my common sense.
There was also a Clif bar in there I want to eat, but I'd rather wait until it reaches it's 15th birthday. At the present it's too young to die. It's got its whole shelf life ahead of it.
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