Friday, July 25, 2014

Aged like a fine cheese

Went to look for some food I had left in a fridge but finding it gone decided upon:

Off-brand corn chips, part of a bag.
Half a quart of Almond Vanilla Soymilk.
Most of a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Chips were stale, I left them there more than a month ago.
But here's the clincher: Soymilk expiration date: 5/09/2014.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch: 5/28/2011. 2011. 
The bag was open, so it was pretty stale--after more than three years.
Why do I do this to myself? Will I get food poisoning? Don't I care what will happen to me?

In the end, though, you're hungry and you eat.


update: I felt fine but then the inside of both of my cheeks sloughed off. WHAT.


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